I, Victor J. Maidhof ( AKA “Trader Vic” ) and the rest of the crew, promise to “walk the plank” and provide “1st Class Service” to each and every one of our customers, or so help me King Neptune, may I catch the Cape Horn fever if I fail to do so. Fairweatherly more, I hereby promise, that purchases you make from the CARGO LIST, (or over the squawk box), are absolutely guaranteed to satisfy you handsomely and reward you with years of enjoyment.
